Bill Maher: Scariest Man In HDTV!

Bill Maher in HD during his HBO special, The Decider.

Have you seen Bill Maher's new HBO special, The Decider? If you haven't, just wait until October when Halloween comes; in high-def, it will give you the scare of your life.

The special, which first aired Saturday night (July 21), is a live performance of Maher's stand-up routine from the Berklee Performance Center in Boston. But for some deep, neurotic reason, the 51-year-old Maher chose to wear the outfit of a 15 year-old: tight black t-shirt with a dragon emblazoned on the front, tight "You'll have to pour me into them" dark jeans and black sneakers.

I know Maher likes to date 15-year-olds -- well, okay, 18-year-olds -- but give me a break. You're not 15 anymore, Billy. Grow up!

I haven't seen anything so embarrassing on TV in my life. Maher's regular HBO show is called
Real Time With Bill Maher, but this man doesn't know the first thing about getting real.

To make matters worse, Maher looks terrible in high-def. His pasty, Albino-like features makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like he has a tan.

So if you decide to watch
The Decider, don't say I didn't warn you.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn google news! Pointed me to this stupid posting about Bill Maher's looks and attire! Gimme a break write something about what he says. And he looks alright in that T-shirt and jeans. In fact a nice break from blazers and evening shirts (which are quite tasteful) he wears on Real Time. By the way Real Time is one of the only few reasons one should own a TV set.

July 26, 2007 4:57 PM  
Anonymous said...

I was expecting to see a vampire when I watched this, but I didn't think Bill looked too bad at all. He's no matinee idol, but his appearance didn't detract from his blistering satire.

July 27, 2007 2:46 AM  
Anonymous said...

A 50 Year old comic wearing a T-shirt! Oh my god, it is the crime of the century. Doesn't he know that he is doing the nightly news? What a moron!

July 27, 2007 3:20 AM  
Anonymous said...

Google news is getting lamer by the minute - "Diva"? How do YOU look close-up?

Bill Maher is sexy because of his beautiful wit. You, my mustachioed missy, not so much.

August 15, 2007 6:18 PM  
Anonymous said...

So t-shirts are only for 15-year-olds? Wake up, girl! He looked great, but with his brain he doesn't have to. On the other hand, you better keep up the gym membership ,the botox, and the tanning sessions because you (unlike Mr. Maher) are going to need it.

August 15, 2007 9:43 PM  
Anonymous said...

Making fun of Bill's Shirt, his show?
The only person I see that needs to grow up is you. How childish can you be! Jealousy will get you nowhere. Bill is obviously very talented and successful and has a great career. You cant deny any of that and those are the facts. You think he has his own show for nothing? And the only thing you can come up with is making fun of his shirt and then say he dates 15 year olds? Your a moron. People like you should shove the computer up your butt rather than type on it. Knows thats something I would like to see in HD! LOSER!!!

August 18, 2007 2:39 PM  
Anonymous said...

OK so he wore a T-shirt! Jesus Christ, its Armageddon! I own "The Decider." Everything he says in that program is TRUE!! Think about what he says and you might figure out how much of a moron you really are. Or are you just too damn stupid to get THAT done? "Real Time" is a brilliant program with a host that knows what he is talking about. All this without the "language mangling" use of words Bush is so fond of. Get your head out of your shallow ass.

August 27, 2007 3:43 PM  
Anonymous said...

You have got to be kidding. You can't find anything else to say? You idiot. The "dragon" actually looks more like a medieval lion! And take another look at his shoes...red not black. You jack ass...

August 27, 2007 7:11 PM  
Anonymous said...

His blue dress and black beret were at the dry cleaners. I cannot understand HBO's desire to broadcast this cynical, hate filled program. This illustrates how out of touch they are with actual "real people". The show is a arrogant, mean spirited, self congratulatory, circle jerk of wealthy, often ill informed, isolated, celebrities and politicians who have never paid a bill, driven themselves or ventured anywhere without bodyguards. They live behind high security gates, send their children to the most expensive schools and socialize only with the rich and famous. Now Tell me... W.T.F. do they know about life...much less World Politics? Maher, much like his intellectual equal, Kevin Trudeau, blames "THEM" for everything. Regarding his corporate/China? Walmart Conspiracy; No one forces Americans at gunpoint to shop at Walmart. They shop there for the prices. He could never grasp this. His pandering to the black community on last night's episode was a joke. Listening to Cornell West repeatedly misuse the word PROSTATE for PROSTRATE was a riot. Naturally, Maher chose to ignore this. HBO needs to wake up!

September 13, 2007 10:39 AM  
Anonymous said...

I thought his dragon/mid-evil lion t-shirt was cute. Does anyone know where I can find it.

October 14, 2007 10:17 AM  
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October 22, 2007 11:23 PM  
Anonymous said...

Bill is my hero, he tells it like it is, and has probably the most amazing wit I have ever seen, maybe he could date a bit more classy women, porn stars, Anncoulter, but hey, nobody's perfect...keep blasting the bastards Bill...nobody does it better...and I think he is cute!

October 23, 2007 4:11 PM  
Anonymous said...

Bill's shirt looked like My new Falcor tattoo, you know, the guy from neverending story...way to go BillyBoy! Forget the porn stars, I'll date him!

October 23, 2007 4:13 PM  

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