Britney Spears: Must-See HDTV
On September 22 at 9 p.m. ET, MHD will stand for 'Must-See' HD because that's when the high-def channel from MTV Networks will air the first HDTV broadcast of Britney Spears' meltdown at last Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards.I, for one, can hardly wait -- being the kind of person who enjoys watching train wrecks and other man-made disasters. According to press reports, Britney opened the show by wandering around the stage like a lost soul (which she clearly is) while singing her new single, Gimme More. In her glory days (just three years ago!) the title would have carried a sexual connotation. But now Gimme More could be her cry for seconds at Ruby Tuesday.
Wearing a two-piece outfit on Sunday, her once sleek body was encased in thick fat, the kind that doesn't come off with a few trips to the gym. Brit has put on so much weight that Oops, I Did It Again needs to be reworked as Oops, I Ate It Again. Spears was once known as a pop tart, but now it looks like all she does is eat Pop Tarts.
Of course, for MHD, the still young HDTV network, this is manna from Heaven, to continue the food theme. Standard-def MTV scored big ratings on Sunday thanks to Brit and I have to assume that MHD will get its biggest audience ever on Sept. 22. In high-def, every nervous tic, every lip quiver, every empty gaze and every roll of fat will be gloriously exposed.
This could be the thing that puts MHD on the map. In fact, maybe some rubber-neckers will even run to the store to get a high-def set for the big occasion.
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29 Comments:
I was not impressed with Britney's performance either...but man this is really, really, mean spirited and cruel. No wonder so many young girls have eating disorders..."her once sleek body was encased in thick fat"? I saw a healthy, strong body of a young woman who had two babies back-to-back. You must be very a unhappy person.
I could not be happier with my station in life. And when I am not, I change the station. :)
If she is fat OMG what the rest of us must look like. Enough!!!! She looked very pretty. Britney is not perfect! No one is. Give her a break. Man talk about driving someone to suicide.
Some people have nothing better to do with their time than bash those who have had the courage to try. Dissatisfied, untalented, coward. I wonder what you look like. Probably no prize.
I agree whole heartedly. I wonder how this clown would feel if someone posted her picture online and with nasty, cruel, and personal attacks about her appearance. The performance was bad - true and yes, maybe she is on drugs but does that make this young girl somehow less than human? Silly vapid, mean, cow! How do you like that?
Hey, if you go on stage looking like that -- and acting like that -- you're asking for it. That's the way the celebrity game is played. Just ask A-Rod after he strikes out or LaBron James after he missed a big foul shot. They get ripped from end to end on everything under the sun!
And if you write nasty little blogs...you deserve everything you get.
Lighten up, people. it's obviously satire and funny satire, it is.
i think Brit needs to retire, but if she gets out front, she will be a target for good and bad comments.
That's cold Swanni. I'd still eat her for dinner.
Funny? Who is laughing?
Yeah, she sits back and watches the popular and successful. Waiting for the "train wreck" As soon as someone slips, she gets on her feet and cheers loud. Finally, she is vindicated...she is not so ugly after all. No surgical knife or treadmill can fix you. Everytime you delight in another's train wreck, you get smaller and uglier.
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Did you see Allison Moore's photo on the home page? It is just of her eyes,open really wide - like she was shocked by the horror she saw in the mirror. She has funny, ungroomed eyebrows, bad skin, and skimpy lashes and she did something weird with pink eye shadow on her lids. No wonder...empty vessels make the loudest noise.
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I can't believe that I am coming to Brits defense (since I hate her) but I do have to say SHE IS NOT FAT! Is she as thin as used to be, NO. But even I have to say she looks amazing for having two kids. Yes it was a train wreck but you sound like such idiot with "her once sleek body was encased in thick fat". Where? The picture right above that statement sure doesn't look like it. Don't try and be funny, it's not your thing. I feel sorry for the girl. How well would you have handled every thing she has had to put up with before the age of 25? Get a life.
LOL. This is hysterical!
I have to agree that she is not fat. I hear a lot of people saying that, but in a society where waifs like Keira Knightly Angelina Jolie, and Renee Z. are touted as ideal, normal is bound to look fat. Anyway, I prefer curves.
"How would you have handled everything she has had to put up with before the age of 25....?"
Sorry, but what has she had to put up with that she has not brought upon herself?
Some of the most vitrolic comments about Britney's weight seem to be coming from the mouths of women.
Yeah, her performace was absolutely horrid... bad dancing, bad lip sync, and zero stage confidence compared to Britney of old. But she shouldnt have been wearing that outfit, she isnt ready for it. That being said, most women (when they arent spitting venom at her) would confess that she looks great after having two kids. I hope my wife looks like that after ONE. (and so does she)
HDDiva had her fun with a very easy and visible target. Its not her job to raise the social standard, so I wont hold my breath for her to do so here. Just lump it in with all the other late night monologues, op/ed jabs and commentary out there.
Not to say that taking the occasional high road isnt refreshing in this day and age...
Her abs look pretty darn good for just having two kids back to back.
Judging Britney's performance on the VMA and her "comeback" or lack thereof on the basis of her weight is a perfect example of how American priorities are completely f!@#ed up. Get real people. Even if she had put on weight and even if she was above her BMI, my God, why does this matter so much? She looks perfectly healthy even if she has a few extra pounds compared to pre-pregnancy Britney. We aren't talking about morbid obesity or something...her weight shouldn't (nor should anyone's) be given such importance unless it is a medical condition (and that's really not our business either folks). Weight is a NUMBER people. It doesn't define who a person is...or define a performance. Oh wait, is Britney different? Is that what her fans and society REALLY want? Not a good performance of a song but a thin blonde babe shaking a bit better? Well, that's just shallow. It is so shallow it makes me want to vomit. The shame is on all of YOU America and not Britney POSSIBLY carrying a FEW extra pounds. If Britney gets any blame, it is for feeding you vampires what you wanted back in the day. I could reference my weight and height and stats here but the fact is, this has nothing to do with who I am as a person and my opinion...why would my dress size support my opinion? It doesn't. But maybe I am different in that I don't give a crap about everyone's lengthly personalization of their weight and how it relates to Britney and her current drama. I mean, spare me - it means as little as Britney's weight. America, get a f!@#'g life.
What channel is MHD?? Is that Mojo??
THIS IS FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO ARE HATTING ON BRITTNEY!!!! YOU TRY HAVING 2 KIDS COMING OUT YOUR ASS AND SEE HOW YOUR BODY LOOK... SHE LOOK DAMN GOOD AFTER HAVING 2 KIDS!!! THIS IS WHY WE HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD NOW BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT CREATE PROBLEMS!!!
LOPEZ
Sorry but I gotta agree with the poster in some ways.
That outfit was way too much. She's acting as if she still has the body to pull it off, and she just DOESN'T.. Yes she looks good for having kids, but not for wearing her old outfits. She could have worn something tasteful and looked really great. If she wants to put it all out there for the world to see, she should be able to take the criticism.
Not only has she lost her figure, but I think more importantly she's completely lost her athleticism.. she was slow and hardly doing anything..
If she was bigger but trying just as hard, I don't think ppl would have noticed as much. But when you're moving around like a 200 lb woman of course ppl are going to say you look fat! She looked like she was out of breath!! Why not just cover up and try a little harder to hit your moves? It's like she was so doped up she didn't know what was going on. She deserves all the crap she can get with that "who cares" attitude she came out with.
It's almost as if it was a big middle finger from her, saying she's proud of being a lazy slob drug addict...
Especially with what she's available in Hollywood, the trainers, the doctors.. if she wanted to she could look just as good as she used to. It's pure laziness and not caring.
No wonder our world is filled with young girls who hate their bodies!! Size 6 is too fat? Give me a break! Why even go there? With so much other stuff you can focus on, why the comment about being "encased in fat?" I was actually glad to see her with some meat on her bones. The outfit wasn't a great choice for anyone for that matter, unless your swinging from a stripper pole. It's just not that classy.
We are a society that thrives on pointing out the "flaws" of others, to take the light off our own.
I don't feel sorry for Brit, she brought most of this on herself. But I would not go around calling her nasty names and I definatly wouldn't classify her as fat: 2 babies, one year apart? She looks great.
I wish to quickly say to Lopez, you gave me my first good laugh of the day with what you wrote - But, it's got to be said that you must be a bloke, coz most women know babies don't come out of their ass. And, if you are a bloke, I hope you aren't trying to get women pregnant this way.
Plus a note on this Britney thing - I think that if you actively persue a career which involves you strutting your 'stuff' on the world's TV screens, then you're unfortunately fair game for the good, bad, and ugly comments that get thrown your way. That's just the way it is on our media saturated planet. Personally, I think our behaviour strays way too far in the other direction as well, in that we show these people (celebraties) far too much 'adoration' and attention - the whole thing is just nuts.
We'd need a big adjustment in basic human values for this kind of thing to change - Which, currently, seems about as likely as having babies out of your ass.
I'm quite certain the "HD Diva" is a giant, blobbly, unfashionable, sad pathetic piece of crap who makes herself feel better by ripping on celebrities who could care less what she thinks in a blog few people read on the internet. I'm not one to fluff celebrities, I couldn't care less what they do, but anyone who spends this much time putting others down, FOR FUN has major issues.
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