Washington, D.C. (October 10, 2006)
-- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were reportedly seen
dining together Sunday night at a Los Angeles area
restaurant. This is big news for two reasons:
1. The Simple Life co-stars have been feuding.
2. Nicole was in a restaurant -- any restaurant. The thin-addicted adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie doesn't appear to dine out (or in) very often.
However, with the two drama queens back in the news, we thought it would be a good time to report what they look like in crystal-clear (and candid) High-Definition TV.

Paris Hilton
This Hilton has a frequent guest -- and it's called acne. When viewed in high-def, the socialite's cheeks are often dotted with small pimples, likely the byproduct of being 25 and staying up all night, every night. (The facial boo-boos are not visible in standard definition TV.)
But despite Paris' red bumps, she still looks red hot. Ms. Hilton oozes a sexuality that's unmistakably clear in high-def. Her golden locks, sparkling blue eyes and lean figure can take any high-def viewer's breath away. And, in this reporter's view, the little facial flaws actually make her more attractive. She seems more vulnerable and therefore more approachable.

Nicole Richie
Paris' occasional gal-pal, however, is another story. Nicole is so thin that in high-def you can actually see her ribs protruding beneath her skin. Talk about scary, if you're looking for a Halloween costume, just take the picture above and post it on your forehead.
1. The Simple Life co-stars have been feuding.
2. Nicole was in a restaurant -- any restaurant. The thin-addicted adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie doesn't appear to dine out (or in) very often.
However, with the two drama queens back in the news, we thought it would be a good time to report what they look like in crystal-clear (and candid) High-Definition TV.

Paris Hilton
This Hilton has a frequent guest -- and it's called acne. When viewed in high-def, the socialite's cheeks are often dotted with small pimples, likely the byproduct of being 25 and staying up all night, every night. (The facial boo-boos are not visible in standard definition TV.)
But despite Paris' red bumps, she still looks red hot. Ms. Hilton oozes a sexuality that's unmistakably clear in high-def. Her golden locks, sparkling blue eyes and lean figure can take any high-def viewer's breath away. And, in this reporter's view, the little facial flaws actually make her more attractive. She seems more vulnerable and therefore more approachable.

Nicole Richie
Paris' occasional gal-pal, however, is another story. Nicole is so thin that in high-def you can actually see her ribs protruding beneath her skin. Talk about scary, if you're looking for a Halloween costume, just take the picture above and post it on your forehead.


